Well, mommie decided it was high time that I hab a grooming job done, so last weekend she worked on my head, ears, and beard. Dat part wuzn't too bad, but let me tell u, she decided dis morning dat she shud wurk on my tail, legs, and body. I didn't appreciatez dat one widdle bit. She tinks I luk bedder, but it was not fun for dis liddle corn terror. She still sayz I needz to hab my fur in between my pawz pads twimmed, but I'm not abawt to sit still for dat today! How cud my mommie torture her sweet widdle corn terror like dis?