Sunday, May 03, 2009
I'm not a Person in a Doggie Suit?????
So, after Jella weft, I desided dat I needed to be total top dawg heer at home...n mi mommie waz MINE, ALL MINE, ezpeshually wen she waz in de bedwoom!! I snapped at mi bewoved Daddie wen I waz on de bed wif mommie, and I twied nipping at hiz neez wen he wawked tru de bedwoom ifn mommie waz in de woom, AND, one mowning I gwowled at daddie wen he came to say good-bye to mommie befur he weft for wurk. WELLLLL, mommie n daddie fownd diz behavior unakseptable??? I waz put on a Noffing in Wife is Fwee kind of pwogram...no more bed, no more couch, sitting for EBERYTING from being weashed to tweats to meals to being petted!! And, I stawted being cwated at bed-time, tu. Hmmmmmmm.......it's been abowt tree weekz, and my widdle butt pwopz wen I'm told to sit, AND it'z been seberal dayz since I'be twied nipping at or gwowling at mi daddie. I still don't hab bed pwibileges and mommie n daddie r going to keep cwating me at nite fur a wile.....and, the sitting for eberyting..I'm afwaid dat is a purmanent ting!! I wove mi daddie a wot.....I just didn't want to share mommie wif him abter my corn dawg pwincesship was chawwenged by Jewwa! Mommie n daddie tink I'm wemembering I'm a corn dawg now, not a purson in a doggie suit!!
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2 comments:
Oh NO, you is doing the same thing me does when me forgets me is not the boss. Growling and snapping at the Daddy is neber eber a good thing and me can tell you that from experience. We sure hopes you is back in your humans good graces again.
Murphy
I am learning that maybe growling and snapping at the Daddy isn't one ob mi bedder ideaz fur sure. I'b been bedder watewee, butz I'z still being made to sit fur eberyting and I still am cwated at bedtime. My dad wubz me wotz, and I wubz him, but wike yu, I twies to be de boss...and de hoomanz don't seem to tink datz such a gud ideea!!
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