Sunday, May 03, 2009
I'm not a Person in a Doggie Suit?????
So, after Jella weft, I desided dat I needed to be total top dawg heer at home...n mi mommie waz MINE, ALL MINE, ezpeshually wen she waz in de bedwoom!! I snapped at mi bewoved Daddie wen I waz on de bed wif mommie, and I twied nipping at hiz neez wen he wawked tru de bedwoom ifn mommie waz in de woom, AND, one mowning I gwowled at daddie wen he came to say good-bye to mommie befur he weft for wurk. WELLLLL, mommie n daddie fownd diz behavior unakseptable??? I waz put on a Noffing in Wife is Fwee kind of pwogram...no more bed, no more couch, sitting for EBERYTING from being weashed to tweats to meals to being petted!! And, I stawted being cwated at bed-time, tu. Hmmmmmmm.......it's been abowt tree weekz, and my widdle butt pwopz wen I'm told to sit, AND it'z been seberal dayz since I'be twied nipping at or gwowling at mi daddie. I still don't hab bed pwibileges and mommie n daddie r going to keep cwating me at nite fur a wile.....and, the sitting for eberyting..I'm afwaid dat is a purmanent ting!! I wove mi daddie a wot.....I just didn't want to share mommie wif him abter my corn dawg pwincesship was chawwenged by Jewwa! Mommie n daddie tink I'm wemembering I'm a corn dawg now, not a purson in a doggie suit!!