Some ob de hoomans brot der corn terrors wif dem, and dis is a pikture ob just a few ob dem. Mommie weft me at home wif daddie, where bof ob us were happier dan wif wotz ob oder doggies and hoomans dey don't know.
Mommie sed dat doze oder corn terrors were pwetty, but being dat she wubz me, none were pwettier dan I am!!
Daddie and me were awfuwwy gwad to see Mommie when she gotz home, but de CRAP was fun for her and a big successful fund wazer for Col Potter.