Been a weally wong time since da secretary haz ritten enyfing fur me.
A few weeks ago I didn't feel gud fur a day or two, so da mama insisted dat daddy take me to da dogtor....they found maybe I mite hab a urinawy twact infection and a bit ob arfritis, so I came home wiff antibiotiks and glucosomine supplements. Wiffin a few days I seemed to be myselb egin. Whew! When a gerl getz to be my age and don't feel gud, da mama worries.
Now da hoomanz r geddin weady to head to sumplace called Ha-Wa-Yee, and mama sayz dat this place is kind ob like "hebben", warm, sunny, bee-uuu-fee-ful water and fwowers n stuff. Dey will be weabing all ob us at da bet's offise while dey r gone cause der's tu meny ob us to board at her boss's house.
While we hope da hoomanz hab a gud time in dat pwace, we hope hope dey will miss us, cause we know we will miss dem!