Big Bad Chair!

So my mom waz heping daddee install our new stor door wast Sunday and she hadz to stand on a chair owt on de porch. Daddee took a bwake and mom kame insidez, too. Dey left de fwont door open with de storm door partly installed. All ob a sudden I noticed sumting owt ob pwace--der was a big ole meen chair on my fwont porch! I barked and barked and barked at dat chair! I am a big pwotector!! Lubz, Cassie

Mommy Bought a New Camera

Mommy bought this new camera and I now can't seem to do much of anything without having this flashy thing in my face. Help please!! I am not big on having my picture taken!! Please tell mommy to drop this obsession.

Luv,
Cassie