My brudder Hunter gotz gwoomed yesderday! De bet's offis cudn't du boff ob uz in won day, so my turn komez up on August 1. Dey cut Hunter's fur WEAL short...but we still tink he'z a pweddy handsum boi.
Mom and dad were gone for a few hours today...and they came home with anudder CORN DAWG! Mom seyz she is a real cutie pie who will have a permanent home of her bery own very soon! We are only keeping her tonite, den tomorrow she will go to her fosser home while her purfect home waits to find her.
We were going on our ebening wawk wif de hoomanz when wat did we see??? Dese guinea fowlz were just wight owtside our fwont door! Hunter n mee tot fur sure dat we'd found our supper, but mom n dad didn't seem to tink dat bery same ting. So, while we bawked and howled and cwied and twied to get at doze tastee burdees, dey just wandered back ober to where dey bewongs.....dey bewong to our neighbor!